The Star Wars Names You Probably Thought Were Real


In a galaxy far, far away, there are many strange names. Some of these names were probably created by George Lucas as he was developing the Star Wars universe. But some of them may be real!

There are many strange names in the Star Wars universe. Some of these were probably created by George Lucas as he was developing this particular world, but some may be real! Let’s explore a few of them:

The Force – The word “force” is used to describe how things happen (like gravity or magnetism). In other words, it means there is an invisible power that can affect matter and energy without being seen. Scientists also use the term “dark force.” It has no connection with Darth Vader or Emperor Palpatine from the movies; they just happened to come up with a similar-sounding name for their version of dark side powers.

Darth Vader – Though his title suggests otherwise, Darth Vader was never actually a Jedi and he was never trained in the ways of The Force. He also didn’t get his Sith name until after betraying Luke’s father, Anakin Skywalker – which is why it has always been hard to figure out how old Darth Vader really is.


Jedi Knight – A person who studies and trains in the way of The Force can become a Jedi knight if they pass certain tests laid out by their master teacher. It takes years before these students are allowed to use weapons or lightsabers, but some take longer than others because they’re not as strong with mind control skills (or “the force”) early on in life.

Alderaanian Senate Building – This building would be one of many that existed all throughout the planet of Alderaan. Though it’s not clear if this senate house is an example, most likely senators from each region would meet in their own respective home to vote on issues that affect them and their people

Inquisitorius – The Inquisitrius was a branch of Imperial Intelligence tasked with seeking out individuals who were a threat to Emperor Palpatine and his New Order. To do so, they employed various tactics including torture which we see used by Darth Vader against Luke Skywalker during the events of A New Hope.

Rebel Alliance – This group consisted mostly of tech minded warriors such as bounty hunters and smugglers because they’re able to skirt around areas where more formal troops are frowned upon so long as they don ‘t have to fire a shot.

Cantina – This is an establishment where different species can meet up and drink together, such as the bar at Mos Eisley in A New Hope that Obi-Wan Kenobi goes into after he arrives on Tatooine.

Togruta – Togrutas are smart creatures who live in the mountains of Myrkr and they’re able to use their sensitive hearing for navigation during night time when it’s easier to navigate without having one’s eyesight impaired from atmospheric conditions like fog or clouds. They also speak with low pitched voices so others must listen closely if they need assistance understanding what was said by them.

Funny Star Wars Names:

Russia Sohxtani
Slump? No, Just Biden My Time
Make Amaro Great Again
Stephen Yancey Pelosi
(going deep into the minors for that one!)
Babe Ruth Bader Ginsburg
Law and Odor
Bud Black Lives Matter or Blackmon Lives Matter
Sweet ‘n Mauer Sauce
Gin Andrus
Lindor Truffles
Mark Reynolds Wrap
Bryce Krispies
San Diego Rotisserie Chickens
Soup or Salas?
The Olive Garland
Coo Coo for Coco Crisp
Porcello with Mushrooms
Latos Intolerant
Honey Nut Ichiros
Doumit Holes
Ellsbury Dough Boy
Hot Pocket Corner
Holmberger Helper
Baseball Movie Inspired
Let Them Play
The Lollygaggers
Losing is a Disease
Killing Me Smalls
Oiling and Lotioning
Jobu Needs a Refill
Candlesticks are Nice
Angels in the Troutfield
Fielder of Dreams
Rockford Peaches
Chicos Bail Bonds
“Star Wars” Themed
Brett MandoLorin
This Is The Way
Didi Grogu-rious
Taijuan Skywalker
ChooWei Yin Chen
The Miggychlorians
Han Sulowitzki
Obi-Wan Jacoby
Darth Votto
Choo’s REY’es Parents?
The Dark Sizemore
The Phantom Yoenis
Xander’s X-Wings
Kylo Renteria
Kylo Chen
Light Sabermetrics
Stroman Troopers
The Kempire Strikes Back
Other Movie and TV References
Miggy Mouse Club
Bichette’s Creek
Kirby Your Enthusiasm
Gone With The Lind
Citizen Cain
Braching Brad
Lawrence of Sanabia
Thayer Will Be Blood
Desmonds Are Forever
Laird of the Rings
The Braun Supremacy
Morales In Wonderland
Hank, Peggy, And Aaron Hill
Dirk Ziegler
The Balking Dead
Crockett & Stubbs
A Streetcar Named Cuddyer
Springfield Isotopes
The Trevor Ending Story
Mookie Monster
No soup for Yu!
Lavarnway & Shirley
We Need More Cowgill!
Kemp Crystal Lake
Chooch & Chong
Zack & Miri Make a Morneau
Quantum of Solano
Zach Dukes Of Hazzard
The Bourn Supremacy
Kinsler’s List
Syndergaardians of the Galaxy
The Wrath of Braun
Team DumbleOdor
Joe Buck Yourself
Once Upon a Time in HollyWoodruff
Inglorious Bastardos
License to Cahill
No Country for Olt Men
Kershawshank Redemption
The Musial Suspects
The Full Almonte
Scum and Villainy
Survivors of Alderaan
Corellian Smugglers
Brady Yoda
Kashyyyk Gesundheits
The Seattle Ewoks
The Clowney Wars
Livin’ La Vida Yoda
Wookie Mistake
The Rogues
Nerf Herders
The Rancors
Imperial Walker Texas Ranger
Tattooine Artists
Admiral Dakbar
All About That Base, No Rebels
Ready Set Hutts
Ashes of Uncle Ben
Red 5 Standing By-ers
Wentz Antillies
Death Star Contractors
Porkins Piglets
T.I.E. Food Fighters
Lambeau Calrissian
Captain Picard
Imperial Walker, Texas Ranger
R2 Units
The Camtom Menace
Force Lightning
Force and Goal
Mando’s (or mandalorians)
Sand Village People
The Empire Strikes Mack
Mos Def Eisley
Let Qui-Gons, Be Qui-Gons
Kyler Ren
Rogue Juan
Boring Conversationalists
Survivors of Alderaan.
The Darkwa Side
The Forte awAikens
Hoth Wampas
Yavin Yaks
Baltimore Reyvans
Ackbar Admirals
A Newton Hope
The Phantom Trivia
Chocolate Chip Wookies
Chewie’s Coin Purse
Tatooine Jawas
The Tuscan Raiders
Rebel Scum
The Seattle Ewoks
Han Quartet
The Force Skins
Red 5’s Standing By
Rebel Scum
May Deshaun Be With You
Droid Rage
Scum and Villainy
A New Trivia
Oakland (Tusken) Raiders
Endor Ewoks
T.I.E. Chi Fighters
JuJu Binks Schuster
Baltimore Revans
It’s A Trap!
Han Took Shots First
Porkins Piglets
Linc Skywalker
The Pink Banthas
Seagulls, Stop It Now
I Can’t Feel My Mace When I’m Windu
Sa-Quon Ginn
Ashes of Uncle Ben
JJ Binks
Bar Bar Binks
Serial MasterVader
Star Wars: The Nick ReChubblic
The Dewback Anytimes
Obi-Wan Kamara
Amendola’s Queens
Kaeptain Phasma
Let the Wookie Win
The Death Stars
The Royal Guards
Kashyyyk Wookies
Clone Warriors.
Tauntaun Penalties
Best Star Wars Team Names
Attack of the Julio Jones
Fett’s Vette’s
Porkins Piglets
Garoppolo Shot First
Trivia of the Clones
Alderaanian Han Jobs
Millennium Falcons
Sith Happens
The Ewoking Dead
Pantha Fodder
Coruscant Emperors
Kashyyyk Walking
Bantha Boners
Ewok This Way
Stay on Target
Darth Gallman
The First Order
Scruffy Nerf Herders
The Ben Hoth-lessburgers
Wookie Draft Picks
Baltimore Revans
Looking for Love in Alderaan Places
Ana-Quan Skywalker
Winnenium Falcons
The 12 Parsecs
May the Forsett Be With You
Monsters of the Mandalore
Fran Moth Tarkenton
Red Han Solo Cups
Jar Jar is the Key
Han Shot First
Huttball Champs
Let the FAAB be with you
Overweight Grease Globs
Death Starz
Quon Solo
Knights of Ren
Jabba the Hunt
Dez Star
Luke’s Left Hands
The Force Is Strong with This Pun
The Mido Clitorians
T.Y.-Wing Squadron
Astro Droids
Revenge of the Smith
Biggs Lives
Jedi Knights Who Say Ni
The Dagobah Pound
Asteroid Field Mynoks
Inglorious Blasters
The Mahomian Falcon
Tusken Raiderettes
Death Star Contractors
Kessel Spice Miners
Laser Brains
The Toy Yodas
Jedi Mind Fitz
Darth Urderers
The 12 Parsecs
Antilles Wedges
Levine Toil Solo
Star (Powder) Puffs
Star Wars Team Names Ideas
Darth Maulhomes
Obi Wanna Blowmi
We’ve Got a Bad Feeling About This
Cam Solo
Obi Saquan Kenobi
Rebel Scum
Wookiee of the Year
Mindless Philosophers
Millennial Falconers
Oakland Vaders
The Nerds
Mandalor Armorers
Boba Feta Cheese
Boba Feta Cheese
Naboo Birds
FNs Up
The Trivia Falcon
Mike Sims-Skywalker
Down Goes Solo
Beggar’s Canyon Womp Rats
Diggs Darklighter
Sith Happens
Trivia the Hutt
Delanie Skywalker
Wampa Stompas
Sith Happens
LaMandalorian Jackson
Han Romo
Dagobah Swamp Monsters
Rogue Squadron
The First Order
Scruffy Looking Nerf Herders
Cheesewedge Antilles
Wookie of the Year
The MilLeVeonFalcon
Twi’lek Twits
Flea-Bitten Furballs
Kessel Runners
Rebel Scum
Sarlaac Pits
Aluminum Falcon
Space Cowboys
Jawa Breakers
Jak-Son Jinn
Protocol Droids
Sith Happens
The 501st
Mon Calamari Snack-bars
Order 66 Was An Inside Job
Dab Fortuna
Cloud City Crew
Imperial Right Guards
Nerf Herders
Aluminum Falcon
Generation X-Wings
Lamar Calrissian
Hoth Wampas
Qui-Gon Jinn and Juice
Wookiee of the Year
Mos Eisley Scum/Villainy
12th Mandalorian
Gamorrean Guards
Any Given Parsec
Bespin Clouds
Mos Eisley Cantina Crew
Captain Kirk Cousins
Hans Off My Solo
I Love Han Jobs
Tusken Raiders
Dark Lords of the Sack
May the Forte be With You
Mahom Solo
Oakland Vaders
OBJ-Wan Kenobi
R2-D2 Dat?
Juke Skywalkers
Lambeau Calrissian
Revenge of the Trivia


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